The Phillies’ grand experiment, Gov. Shapiro’s music video cameo, and another sweaty week | Weekly Report Card 30%
By Sam Ruland43%
8/8/2026, 2:01:01 AM
BS Summary: This article contains 35 faulty reasoning types, including Biased Writer Voice, Appeal to Emotion, and Negativity Bias, with Hasty Generalization as the most egregious example at 17.2% saturation with 173 hits. Analysis detected 1,475 faulty-reasoning hits from 1,003 analyzed words, generating a BS Score of 32.5% and a BS Rank of 30% (21,695 of 30,584 articles). This article is better (less manipulative) than 70.90% of the article peer group.
The Phillies’ game of musical chairs: B-
The Phillies spent the trade deadline doing the baseball equivalent of rearranging an entire office while everyone was still working.
<a href="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/phillies-nationals-score-luis-arraez-debut-bryce-harper-jesus-luzardo-20260804.html" target="_blank" rel="" title="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/phillies-nationals-score-luis-arraez-debut-bryce-harper-jesus-luzardo-20260804.html">Luis Arraez arrived to play second base</a>. <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/bryson-stott>Bryson Stott</a> moved to third, where he had all of two major league games of experience. <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/alec-bohm>Alec Bohm</a> slid over to first. <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/bryce-harper>Bryce Harper</a> returned to right field for the first time since 2022. <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/trea-turner>Trea Turner</a>, despite having the roughest defensive numbers of the bunch, stayed exactly where he was.
<a href="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/luis-arraez-trade-infield-changes-stott-bohm-harper-20260803.html" target="_blank" rel="" title="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/luis-arraez-trade-infield-changes-stott-bohm-harper-20260803.html">Nobody complained</a>.
Stott’s response was basically: Tell me where to stand.
Harper volunteered to move before the trade was even finished.
When the two-time MVP agrees to return to the position where he tore his UCL four years ago because it’s what gives the team the best chance to win, everyone else loses the right to be precious about their assigned seat.
For one night, <a href="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/phillies-nationals-score-luis-arraez-debut-bryce-harper-jesus-luzardo-20260804.html" target="_blank" rel="" title="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/phillies-nationals-score-luis-arraez-debut-bryce-harper-jesus-luzardo-20260804.html">the whole thing looked inspired</a>.
Arraez drove in two runs in his debut, Harper caught everything hit his way, and the Phillies won, 5-0. <a href="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/phillies-nationals-score-andrew-painter-luis-arraez-derek-hill-20260805.html" target="_blank" rel="" title="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/phillies-nationals-score-andrew-painter-luis-arraez-derek-hill-20260805.html">Then Wednesday arrived with an 11-inning loss</a>, two injury scares, six runs allowed in the final frame, and a reminder that moving the furniture around does not repair the entire house.
Still, the Phillies needed something different, and different is certainly what they got.
Arraez has already brought the bat and the energy… the rest of the lineup just has to remember where it’s playing.
LOVE Park’s 1,000th wedding: A+
The average wedding comes with a carefully curated guest list.
A LOVE Park wedding comes with whoever happens to be walking through <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/center-city>Center City</a> that afternoon.
Maybe there’s a <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/septa>SEPTA</a> train rumbling underneath.
Maybe someone wanders into the background of your photos.
Maybe a guy with a microphone decides this is also the perfect place for his performance.
Whatever happens, it’s part of the ceremony, which really is part of the allure.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Josh Shapiro is in the new Meek Mill music video <a href="https://t.co/2Mpu7q8toy">https://t.co/2Mpu7q8toy</a> <a href="https://t.co/sSbxzVWqsl">pic.twitter.com/sSbxzVWqsl</a></p>— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) <a href="https://x.com/maxwelltani/status/2084728969522217403?
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Shapiro’s music video debut: B+
There are plenty of places you’d expect to see Gov. <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/josh-shapiro>Josh Shapiro</a>.
The Capitol, a Phillies game, maybe the Pennsylvania Farm Show judging the butter sculptures.
A Meek Mill music video isn’t one of them.
Shapiro’s cameo in the sequel to <i>Dreams and Nightmares</i> only lasts a few seconds, but it’s enough to make you rewind and ask, “Wait... was that Josh Shapiro?”
Turns out it was.
The footage came from a backstage meeting at the One Philly: Unity Concert.
It actually makes perfect sense given Shapiro and Meek’s long relationship through criminal justice reform.
But context disappears pretty quickly when you’re watching one of Philadelphia’s most iconic rap songs and the governor suddenly walks onscreen.
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The Great Cheesesteak Ketchup Debate: B
There are certain questions guaranteed to start an argument in Philadelphia.
Pat’s or Geno’s?
Wiz or Cooper Sharp?
Is <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/dallas-goedert>Dallas Goedert</a> underrated?
This week, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/philly/comments/1vfrzph/is_ketchup_on_a_cheesesteak_acceptable/" target="_blank" rel="" title="https://www.reddit.com/r/philly/comments/1vfrzph/is_ketchup_on_a_cheesesteak_acceptable/">Reddit tackled another one</a>: Does ketchup belong on a cheesesteak?
The answer, according to multiple Philadelphians, is... maybe.
The comments were surprisingly reasonable.
Plenty of people argued that a great cheesesteak shouldn’t need ketchup, but a dry one absolutely benefits from it.
Others pointed out that “salt, pepper, ketchup” has been a standard order for decades, while one former South Philly steak shop worker declared, “The ketchup pump is there for a reason.”
The real plot twist wasn’t ketchup, though.
It was the original poster casually revealing that his wife puts <b>mayo and pickles</b> on her cheesesteaks... <i>and</i> dips plain cheese pizza in ketchup.
Suddenly, everyone stopped arguing about him.
For once, Philadelphia found common ground.
The Dodgers do it again: D
<a href="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/mlb-trade-deadline-dave-dombrowski-dodgers-tarik-skubal-20260802.html#:~:text=A%20humbling%20trade%20for%20Phillies,might%20have%20in%20a%20series" target="_blank" rel="" title="https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/mlb-trade-deadline-dave-dombrowski-dodgers-tarik-skubal-20260802.html#:~:text=A%20humbling%20trade%20for%20Phillies,might%20have%20in%20a%20series">The Dodgers traded for Tarik Skubal</a>, because apparently the two-time defending <a href=https://www.inquirer.com/topic/world-series>World Series</a> champions with Shohei Ohtani still needed the two-time reigning Cy Young winner.
It’s the baseball equivalent of the kid who already got the biggest slice of birthday cake asking if anyone’s going to finish theirs.
The Dodgers have built one of the best organizations in sports.
They draft well, develop prospects, spend money, and somehow all at once.
GOOD FOR THEM.
It’s also exhausting (and boring).
Part of what makes sports fun is believing more than one team has a legitimate shot.
When the same handful of franchises keep adding MVPs and Cy Young winners, it starts to feel less like a pennant race and more like everyone else is competing for second place.
Still, nobody in the clubhouse seemed interested in panicking.
Stott said the Phillies aren’t scared of anyone, and Schwarber’s message was simpler: First, make the postseason.
October has humbled plenty of superteams before.
Still... it would be nice if the Dodgers took a trade deadline off every once in a while.
Summer’s greatest hits: F
The forecast has basically been on repeat for weeks now.
<a href="https://www.inquirer.com/weather/flash-flooding-heat-wave-philadelphia-weather-forecast-20260806.html" target="_blank" rel="" title="https://www.inquirer.com/weather/flash-flooding-heat-wave-philadelphia-weather-forecast-20260806.html">High around 90.
Humidity that makes your shirt stick to your back before you finish your morning coffee</a>.
Then, somewhere between lunch and dinner, a downpour pops up just long enough to flood one neighborhood while the next one barely gets a sprinkle.
The weather has reached the point where nobody asks, “Is it supposed to rain today?”
We just assume the answer is yes and hope it doesn’t happen during the 15 minutes we’re outside.
The worst part is the false hope.
Every time the forecast teases a “slight relief,” it lasts about 12 hours and then we’re right back to sweating through our shirts and wondering whether the afternoon commute will include flash flooding.
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